Some Words of Wisdom:

Published: 29/01/2010

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1. Wisdom may come with age, but sadly you can't count on it.
2.. When you fall down, make good use of the opportunity - find something useful to do when you are down there.
3. Time may be a great healer, but as a beautician it is a miserable failure.
4. When you get on in years, give health food a miss - you need all the preservatives you can get.
5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!