Self-Conscious How Rude

Published: 29/01/2010

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A man had an artificial eye made from wood, but because he felt self-conscious about it he didn't mix with women and remained unmarried. One day his friends got him to go to a dance, but he got there he just sat in the corner. When his friends saw a shy fat woman in another corner, they suggested to the man that he ask her to dance.

The man with the wooden eye said, "What if she says something about my wooden eye?"

His friends said, "Don't worry she won't." So the man walked up to the fat woman and asked her,

"Would you like to dance?" Excitedly she gasped, "Would I?"

"Fat cow!" he screamed.