Funny Signs

Published: 28/06/2011

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In a Birmingham department store: Bargain basement upstairs.

In a Norwich office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back Or further steps will be taken.

In an Swindon office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on The draining board.

Outside a Chester secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring Your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in Cambridge health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

In a Leicester laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the Light Goes out.

Spotted in a Longleat safari park: Elephants! Please stay in your car.

Seen during a Blackpool conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on The first floor.

Notice in a field in Wiltshire: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull Charges.

Message on a leaflet in reading: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door in Newcastle-on-Tyne: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell Doesn't work.