Are you an Engineer?

Published: 29/01/2010

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If these remind you of yourself, it's a good bet you are an engineer...

In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure.
The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
You bought your wife a new CD ROM for your anniversary.
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.
You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
You know what http:// actually stands for.
You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
You see a good design and still have to change it.
You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa).
You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
You know what the geosynchronous satellite's function is.
Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
You've already calculated how much you make per second.
You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.